Paws, pool floats, and pup-approved party vibes

Let’s face it:
If your dog could text you a shopping list before their next backyard splash bash, this is what it would look like.

And no, it’s not just treats (okay, it’s a lot of treats).
This list is the ultimate mix of practical, playful, and tail-wag-worthy.

🐾 1. A Throne Worthy of a Water King/Queen (aka Lazy Dog Lounger®)

“Don’t make me fight for space on your flamingo float. Give me my own.”
The semi-submersible design keeps me cool. The wide base keeps me confident. The vibe? Royal.

🧸 2. Floating Toys That Actually Float

I’m talking about tennis balls, floating bones, or squeaky ducks that don’t sink like rocks.
(If it sinks, it stinks.)

🐟 3. Snacks That Splash

Watermelon cubes. Frozen peanut butter bites.
That “pupsicle” thing you made last week? Bring a cooler full. Please.

🧴 4. Dog-Safe Sunscreen

Yes, I burn too. Especially my nose, ears, and belly.
Use a pet-safe SPF or a cooling vest so I can party without peeling later.

🏖️ 5. Shade, Shade, Shade

A pop-up tent, a big umbrella, or your body casting a glorious shadow over my kingdom.
Just… not full sun all day. My paws, remember?

💧 6. Two Water Bowls (Not Pool Water!)

One in the shade. One near the action.
No, I don’t want pool water. Yes, I will drink it if you forget to bring my bowl.

🧽 7. Towels for the Drama Dry-Off

Fluffy. Big. And one just for me.
We both know I’ll do the “zoom and shake” routine, but after that—I expect a spa-grade dry down.

🎵 8. A Dog-Approved Playlist

Play some chill reggae, summer lo-fi, or even ambient squirrel noises.
I like to vibe. I’ve got taste.

📸 9. A Waterproof Camera (or at least your phone)

You will want to remember how good I look on my Lounger.
Especially when I strike that “model pose with one paw out.”

🛁 10. A Post-Party Rinse Station

Chlorine, lake gunk, or puppy party sweat = not the scent I want to wear to bed.
Just a quick hose-down or shower rinse, and I’m good for cuddles.

💦 TL;DR?

Bring the toys. Pack the shade. Don’t forget the snacks. But above all…
🎉 Bring the Lazy Dog Lounger. 🎉

The throne makes the party.

🛍️ Planning Your Pup’s Next Pool Party?

Don’t forget the float that started it all.
Lazy Dog Loungers® — for pups who want to party and relax like pros.

👉 [Shop Now] and make your dog the VIP of the splash scene.