I love you, hooman, truly I do,
But this summer heat? Yeah… it’s roasting my snoot. 🔥
You’ve got your shades, your drink, your float —
While I’m stuck paddling like a water goat. 😩

You call it fun, this splashy game,
But my legs are noodles and my tail’s in pain.
You toss the ball, I chase and flop —
But deep inside, I just want it to stop.

So I googled (with my paw, don’t ask),
“Dog-friendly ways to relax and bask.”
And there it was — glowing, grand, profound...
A floaty throne where peace is found. 👑

Lazy Dog Lounger®, my summertime dream,
No tip, no splash, just float and gleam.
No more panicked doggy swim —
Now I nap like a legend and dog-paddle’s a whim.

So thank you, hooman, for finally seeing,
That I’m more than a fetching, flailing being.
I deserve comfort. I deserve chill.
And now I’ve got it — and it’s such a thrill.

🛟
P.S. Don’t touch my lounger. It’s mine. 😎

— Your (very well-rested) Dog 🐶💙